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The caption informs us this is hastert sitting inside his home in plano, illinois. Squishing squeezes something irregularly so it flows out, or into a shape thats very thin in one or two dimensions. Lance carbuncle author of smashed, squashed, splattered. Lance carbuncle is the author of two of the most wonderfully wicked self published novels i have ever read smashed, squashed, splattered, chewed, chunked, and spewed and grundish and askew which i named as one of my favorite reads of 2009. On friday, february 26, ray smith passed away at the age of 87.
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